The Zero’s game
The Net Zero Dithyrambs
Each month, dinner for two for the first person to solve the mystery behind our monthly dithyramb.
The instructions
This far-fetched, cinematic dithyramb is a love song to something the one who writes it once loved.
That beloved something is identified by an alphanumeric string. Like a road. Like a chemical formula. Like a chess opening. Not like Fibonacci: that one is only numbers.
Solve the riddle by filling in the form below.
The first person to get the exact string right will have dinner for two at the ZERO, a bottle of RUUUTS included, in August or September 2026.
This month’s dithyramb
Oh, Little David
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WHERE TRAFFIC JAMS ARE CELEBRATED WITH DANCINGAND YOU DANCE TO WINWITH TEMPTATION THEREWATCHINGYOU FELLED A GOLIATHOH LITTLE DAVIDAND WE DO NOT KNOW YOUR COLOUROH PROMISCUOUS CRASHED STARSHE AGREED TO SHARE YOUAND NEVER SAW YOU AGAINIT WAS A MISTAKEOUT OF LOVEKEEP PUNCHING, FRIEND AT THE WHEELWITH NO MUSICAL TALENTWITH LITTLE HAIRAND WITHOUT A WATCH, PUNCTUALLYKEEP PUNCHING, FRIEND AT THE WHEELYOU ARE MISSEDSMALL, FAST AND BOLDOUT OF THE CORNER OF OUR EYE WE SAW YOUAT MY OH MYOH MISCHIEVOUS PROMISCUOUS CRASHED STARA NERD’S LOVEA ROOKIE’S LOVESLIPPERY DAVIDYOU FELLED A GOLIATHAND WE HAVE NOT FORGOTTENREADERBOLD GUESSERLOOK AT ITS BEHINDAND SOLVE THE RIDDLE
How to take part
- Answer by filling in the form right below the dithyramb.
- One answer per person: if you send several, only the first one counts.
- The winner is whoever sends the exact string first. We confirm it by email.
- Dinner for two, with a bottle of RUUUTS included, is to be enjoyed in August or September 2026.
- You must follow @thenetzerowinebar on Instagram; we check it before handing over the prize.
- The dithyramb is renewed at the start of the following month.